Feeling kinda grouchy?
Holiday spirit can’t be found?
Just try these little “Grinch Pills”.
They’re the best medicine around.
Whether eating a whole handful,
Or munching one or two,
These tasty little “pills”
Take the “Grinch” right out of you!
So the Grinch stole your Christmas,
Well this should gelp you out.
Little green Grinch pills
Will take out the pout.
You can eat a handful
or just one or two,
And before you know it,
you’ll be a smiling fool.
Snowman Poop Poem
I hear that you’ve been naughty,
So listen, here’s the scoop…
I’m running short on coal this year,
So you get “Snowman Poop”